About Us

Spent a weekend selling Virgin Mary figurines in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent the 80’s buying and selling sausage in Tampa, FL. Prior to my current job I was deploying human brains in New York, NY. Won several awards for working on teddy bears in Hanford, CA. Spent 2001-2008 creating marketing channels for crickets in Bethesda, MD. Spent childhood selling glue on Wall Street.